What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

So they tried

Still no good.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Can someone with ADHD describe the feeling of paralysis and how it affects them?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Cloudflare open-sources Orange Meets with End-to-End encryption - BleepingComputer

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

Can favorite teen tunes help dementia patients? A Brown University study finds they can. - The Boston Globe

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

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Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Order of selection for 2025 NHL Draft - NHL.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance