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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:09

Loons and Moons
So they tried
Still no good.
Analysts revamp forecast for Nvidia-backed AI stock - TheStreet
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Can someone with ADHD describe the feeling of paralysis and how it affects them?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?
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Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Get Ready for More Commercials in Movie Theaters - The Hollywood Reporter
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Cloudflare open-sources Orange Meets with End-to-End encryption - BleepingComputer
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Safeway workers begin striking in 4 Colorado cities - 9News
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Popular home goods retailer files for bankruptcy, plans to close 26 stores initially - 10TV
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Order of selection for 2025 NHL Draft - NHL.com
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance